Democrats are confident in the blue wave coming to vote in the midterm election. Saturday Night Live Read more »
Hundreds of Nate Silvers run rampant following FiveThirtyEight.com aggregator explosion
Embodying every potential voter from a 75-year-old Latina grandmother of 12 to a Generation Z high school senior living in the Atlanta exurbs, hundreds of Nate Silvers representing every voting demographic in America ran rampant through the FiveThirtyEight.com offices Thursday following a disastrous explosion of the website’s powerful aggregator. CONT. […] Read more »
Poll Finds Americans Still Fiercely Divided Along Charlotte Brontë–Emily Brontë Lines
In yet another example of the increasingly polarized cultural landscape, a new poll released Wednesday by Northwestern University found that Americans continue to be fiercely divided along Charlotte Brontë–Emily Brontë lines. CONT. The Onion Read more »
Election-Crazed ‘New York Times’ Expands Poll Coverage To 18.5 Million More Races In 371 Additional States
Touting its mission to advance the interests of democracy by keeping Americans informed ahead of the Nov. 6 vote, an election-crazed New York Times announced Tuesday an expansion of its poll coverage to 18.5 million more races in 371 additional states. CONT. The Onion Read more »
Report: Many States Still Relying On Outdated Methods To Disenfranchise Voters
Urging Congress to take action before the entire system was compromised, the Federal Election Commission warned Thursday that many states were still relying on outdated methods to disenfranchise their voters. “The fact that a number of polling places across the country are still trying to purge voter rolls by hand […] Read more »
New Polls Increase Fears That Midterm Elections Will Be Won By Wave Of Politicians
Causing dread and consternation among significant swaths of registered voters, a series of Reuters-Ipsos polls released Tuesday increased fears that the 2018 midterm elections will be won by a wave of politicians. CONT. The Onion Read more »