This election will be determined by the undecided voter. Uh oh. Read more »
Who will Homer Simpson vote for?
Who will Homer Simpson vote for in the 2012 elections? Barack Obama or Mitt Romney? ANIMATIONonFOX Read more »
Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity
… Sources said the early-blooming newborn was putting two and two together about the real nature of humanity even before leaving the hospital, where his first sensory experiences included … televisions blaring the empty rhetoric and emotionally manipulative appeals of political advertisements, and dozens upon dozens of pained, desperate cries, […] Read more »
The Strip: Fall College Courses
Professional Fact-Checking: “. . . and if you can’t verify it on Wikipedia, just put the little needle in the middle.” [cont.] – Brian McFadden, New York Times Read more »
Questioningly Winner: A Poll Question for America
“On a scale of -1 to pi . . .” [cont.] Ben Greenman, The New Yorker Read more »
Presidential Campaign Reporting for Dummies
Q. Why do you support Governor Romney? A. Oh, no. I’m only here for the corn dogs. [cont.] — Brian McFadden, New York Times Read more »