… Coverage can’t be denied for any pre-existing condition. Including: … Strain injuries caused by repetitive Obamacare repeal votes [cont.] Brian McFadden, The Strip, New York Times Read more »
Man Who Understands 8% Of Obamacare Vigorously Defends It From Man Who Understands 5%
As debate continues in Washington over the funding of President Obama’s health care initiative, sources confirmed Thursday that 39-year-old Daniel Seaver, a man who understands a total of 8 percent of the Affordable Care Act, offered a vehement defense of the legislation to 41-year-old Alex Crawford, who understands 5 percent […] Read more »
Majority Of Americans Approve Of Sending Congress To Syria
As President Obama continues to push for a plan of limited military intervention in Syria, a new poll of Americans has found that though the nation remains wary over the prospect of becoming involved in another Middle Eastern war, the vast majority of U.S. citizens strongly approve of sending Congress […] Read more »
Nate Silver Vows To Teach Chris Berman How To Read
Weeks following the announcement of his move to ESPN, renowned statistician Nate Silver told reporters Friday that he has made it his personal goal to teach his coworker and fellow analyst Chris Berman how to read. Silver confirmed that he has been committed to helping Berman develop the skills necessary […] Read more »
The Strip: The Disenfranchising Team
See ya, early voting! Good luck getting to the polls on a workday, poor people! [cont.] Brian McFadden, The Strip, New York Times Read more »
The Strip: The U.S. Government’s Incredible Threats!
From the secret files of the CIA, NSA, FISA Court and other acronyms you still don’t know about. [cont.] Brian McFadden, The Strip, New York Times Read more »