According to a new report published Wednesday by the Pew Research Center, you live in a deeply embarrassing and barely functional country. … “Decline and dysfunction are currently the first things people across the world think of when they hear the name of your place of origin, and, by association, […] Read more »
The Strip: Small Print From the Shutdown Deal
… Failure to raise the debt ceiling will result in automatic gun-control laws [cont.] Brian McFadden, The Strip, New York Times Read more »
Psychiatrists Deeply Concerned For 5% Of Americans Who Approve Of Congress
Noting that the individuals in question may be extremely mentally disturbed or suffering from a serious psychological illness, the nation’s psychiatrists announced Wednesday that they are deeply concerned for the estimated 5 percent of Americans who were found in nationwide polls this week to approve of the U.S. Congress. [cont.] […] Read more »
Poll: Americans Divided Over What Wild Animal They Would Like To See Congress Mauled By
As the partial government shutdown grinds on into its twelfth day, Americans remain deeply divided over what kind of wild animal they would most like to see Congress mauled by, according to a new poll released today. [cont.] Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker Read more »
The Strip: Exit Strategies
… Place cathartic piñatas in the Capitol Rotunda to let Republicans harmlessly vent their frustrations. [cont.] Brian McFadden, The Strip, New York Times Read more »
The Strip: What would Boehner do?
Ask yourself: What would Boehner do? (Then don’t do that.) [cont.] Brian McFadden, The Strip, New York Times Read more »