A new poll shows that Americans who were unconcerned about climate change as it wreaked havoc around the world are beginning to worry, now that global warming is affecting the appearance of their lawns. CONT. Andy Borowitz, Borowitz Report Read more »
Water Warnings
Missing: California snowpack CONT. Brian McFadden, The Strip, New York Times Read more »
Keeping Currency Current
Once women are added to U.S. currency, these other improvements can bring it even further into the 21st century. CONT. Brian McFadden, The Strip, New York Times Read more »
Obama Serves Up Jokes at Gridiron Dinner
President Barack Obama joked about his age and Hillary Clinton‘s e-mail troubles at a white-tie Washington dinner Saturday night that also featured one of the top Republican 2016 hopefuls. … The president, who is 53 years old, joked about his age: “Just a few years ago I could never imagine […] Read more »
Grand Old Pen Pals
Dear President Putin … CONT. Brian McFadden, The Strip, New York Times Read more »
Congress’s Approval Rating No Longer Detectable by Current Technology
After a challenging week for the legislative body, the approval rating of the United States Congress has shrunk to a point where it is no longer detectable by the technology currently available, a leading pollster said on Friday. CONT. Andy Borowitz, Borowitz Report Read more »