Call the cops! He’s got an improvised timekeeping device! CONT. Brian McFadden, The Strip, New York Times Read more »
Public Servants on Strike
On strike for a lost cause celebrity martyrdom CONT. Brian McFadden, The Strip, New York Times Read more »
Panic in the Real Economy
It was a brutal day on Main Street. CONT. Brian McFadden, The Strip, New York Times Read more »
Quantum Political Scientists Hypothesize Country Headed In Both Right And Wrong Directions Simultaneously
… “Rather than inhabiting a single reality where the nation’s future looks bright or an opposite one where Americans are struggling like never before, our research suggests that these two conditions actually exist concurrently in a state of superposition,” said lead researcher David Rimbaud, adding that, according to their analysis […] Read more »
How Trump Continues To Lead The Polls
Recent polls indicate that, despite public outcry against his incendiary comments on women and minorities, Donald Trump is still the leading Republican candidate. Here are some reasons Trump stays so popular with his supporters: … Only candidate to publicly state willingness to make America great again Exploits other Republican candidates’ […] Read more »
Sentiment Building to Deport Nation’s Billionaires
… According to a new survey by the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research Institute, the American people hold the nation’s billionaires in lower esteem than ever before, and a majority would like to see new laws enacted to deport them. CONT. Andy Borowitz, Borowitz Report Read more »