Afghanistan: 14 years and you’re more intractable than ever! CONT. Brian McFadden, The Strip, New York Times Read more »
Americans Opposed to Being Shot Seek Representation in Washington
Americans who are opposed to being shot, a constituency that has historically failed to find representation in Washington, are making a new effort to make its controversial ideas heard in the nation’s capital. … “When you bring up the idea of not wanting to be shot with members of Congress, […] Read more »
The Week in Space News
Little-known exoplanet already polling higher than Lindsey Graham. CONT. Brian McFadden, The Strip, New York Times Read more »
Martin Shkreli’s Free Market Pharmacy
A hungry baby is a profitable baby! CONT. Brian McFadden, The Strip, New York Times Read more »
Gallup Pollster Forced To Cut Off Another GOP Voter’s Enraged Rant In Order To Get To Next Call
Saying the measure was necessary to ensure he met his daily quota of surveys administered, Gallup pollster Marc Perello told reporters that he was forced to cut off another GOP voter’s enraged rant Monday in order to get to his next phone call. … “I’ve learned that whenever one of […] Read more »
Poll: Guy Who Asked Trump Muslim Question Leads G.O.P. Race
Two days after asserting that President Barack Obama was a foreign-born Muslim, a guy who asked Donald Trump a provocative question at a New Hampshire rally is now the front-runner in the Republican race for President, according to a new poll. CONT. Andy Borowitz, Borowitz Report Read more »