The results of this election are going to affect children more than us. So Jimmy assembled a group of actual kids to get their thoughts on Clinton versus Trump. Jimmy Kimmel Live Read more »
Homer Votes 2016
The citizens of Springfield head to their polling stations to vote. … The Simpsons Read more »
Trump warns Hillary may rig election by getting more votes
Hillary Clinton is “plotting to rig the election by getting more votes than I do,” Donald J. Trump warned his supporters on Friday. CONT. Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker Read more »
The Presidential Debate in Song: Who’s Gonna Work It Out?
Absurd. Surreal. Farcical. Freakish. Unfathomable. These are just a few of the words that we’ve heard used to describe the 2016 election, plus several synonyms that we just looked up in a thesaurus to make the list look even longer and more weighty. CONT. The Gregory Brothers & Joseph Gordon-Levitt via […] Read more »
Republican Party could recover as early as 2096, experts say
In what is being described as a best-case scenario, some political experts are predicting that the Republicans could once again be a viable political party as early as the year 2096. CONT. Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker Read more »
30% Of Americans Still Undecided Whether To Vote Out Of Fear Or Spite
… “I’ve been going back and forth for a while now—on the one hand, blind terror has resonated with me throughout this election cycle, but then every so often I’ll hear one of the candidate’s speeches and think that maybe I should cast my ballot out of pure contempt for […] Read more »