Americans Who Still Haven’t Made Up Their Mind Gather In Massive Demonstration To Express Ambivalence

Giving voice to their uncertainty in a historic display of civic indecision, tens of thousands of Americans who still haven’t made up their minds joined a massive demonstration on the National Mall Thursday to express their ambivalence. “We don’t feel strongly one way or another, and we demand to be heard!” said Jeffrey Cornell, a 41-year-old demonstrator from Cleveland who used a megaphone to lead chants of “There are a lot of pros and cons here” and “It’s hard to offer a definitive yes or no” as he marched alongside the teeming throng of wavering citizens. CONTINUED

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