… “I’ve been going back and forth for a while now—on the one hand, blind terror has resonated with me throughout this election cycle, but then every so often I’ll hear one of the candidate’s speeches and think that maybe I should cast my ballot out of pure contempt for them, so it’s been really difficult,” said Isaac Anthony, a 34-year-old claims adjuster from Sparks, NV, echoing the sentiments of 43 million registered voters for whom selecting between sheer enmity toward a particular presidential nominee and a deep-seated sense of dread at four years under the other candidate had failed to yield a clear-cut choice. CONT.
The Onion