Nate Silver Ages 40 Years After Accidentally Using Polling Projection Model On Self

Describing how his face wrinkled almost instantaneously as his body shed muscle mass and his hair thinned out and turned gray, sources confirmed that statistician Nate Silver aged 40 years Wednesday after accidentally using an experimental new polling projection model on himself. CONT.

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