The Onion: What To Expect From Tonight’s GOP Debate

… Moderators to enforce rules giving candidates equal time to talk over each other … The complete implosion of at least one human being’s hopes and dreams … Frequent appearance of “[inaudible shouting]” on TVs with closed captioning … CONT.

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