After a challenging week for the legislative body, the approval rating of the United States Congress has shrunk to a point where it is no longer detectable by the technology currently available, a leading pollster said on Friday. CONT.
Andy Borowitz, Borowitz Report
The majority of those in Congress today are not there because they want to represent the American people. They are there to collect a massive paycheck and a guaranteed pension. Some are even there to collect under-the-table “benefits” from special interest groups and lobbyists. Once they have taken up residence inside the beltway, they never get it out of their system. Sucking the government tit becomes a way of life.