Americans who are opposed to being shot, a constituency that has historically failed to find representation in Washington, are making a new effort to make its controversial ideas heard in the nation’s capital. …
“When you bring up the idea of not wanting to be shot with members of Congress, there’s always been pushback,” Carol Foyler, founder of the lobbying group Americans Opposed to Being Shot, said. … “But recent polls show that a vast majority of Americans, in fact, do not want to be shot.” CONT.
Andy Borowitz, Borowitz Report